In case you didn’t watch the bachelor season finale, it was filled with extreme awkwardness on behalf of Juan Pablo and it confused about 39% of the entire American female population. I just have to mention Clare flipping out at Juan Pablo because she was mad at herself for sleeping with him; and what about how Nikki looked so uncomfortable at the finale when Chris and Juan Pablo kept going back and forth about how Juan Pablo wouldn’t say he’s in love with Nikki? First of all..who cares if the guy says he loves her or not?!?! And secondly, even if he did say he loved her, statistically the relationship will end in less than six months. But…props to JP for that sweet blue suit. Enough about that weirdo, let’s talk about who the real winner was in my eyes!
Let’s talk about Clare first. Love the color of this Kayat gown…it’s the color of the season! It’s also super gorj on blondes and is very beachy and romantic. But whyyyyy
whyyyyyy did she pick a dress that looks like something I would’ve (maybe?) worn to my junior prom?! Get a clue! This dress is so tacky and juvenile, I’m pretty sure this dress is available at almost any pageant dress store in the Western Hemisphere. No one does one-shouldered anymore…seriously, come on. Not to mention the wedding shoes (again…
why?!) and the huge statement earrings that clash completely with the belt. And what’s up with the Farrah Fawcett hair?This is just all-in-all a disaster. She
did however redeem herself with her ATFR dress that you can find
here.
Okay, now Nikki. This dress is totally fab. Especially if you’re on your way to go get engaged (too bad that didn’t actually happen…sorry girl!). I looove the color and the sexy cuts! I just hate what she did with it. Where’s the makeup?! Why does it look like you haven’t washed your hair in a month? I like the tousled look, but not tangled. And what about a big sexy gold bangle like a snake or something? Or a vibrant hot pink or red lip? Just something to spice up the look!!! I’m also really not a fan of the shoes…I’m pretty sure that exact pair was my go-to bar mitzvah heel when I was 13. Basically, if you’re going to wear a sexy and sophisticated dress, you have to keep the whole look sexy and sophisticated.
So Clare was a tacky mess and Nikki was better but really didn’t do it for me…but the real winner was….
ANDI DORFMAN!!! Holy cow Andi! First you dump the hottest (and douchiest) bachelor in the history of bachelors, and then you show up to the finale looking fly as f#@*!!! This sequined Randi Rahm mini was the perfect mix between sexy and classy. Just enough leg to make men cry, but a high neckline to add some mystery and sophistication. That fresh face of natural glam makeup, and the sleek pony…just completely and utterly perfect. All in all, you killed it Andi! Even though I really hate these shows, I’m definitely going to be following Andi’s style through the Bachelorette 2014 season! Brava!
